[from TV Spot]
Gru: Minions, we're going back to villainy!
[Minions cheer]
[from Trailer]
Prisoner: [to a Minion after they all shower] We've been waiting a long time.
Prisoner: [Minion whips him with towel] No, no!
Balthazar Bratt: [Repeated line] I've been a bad boy!
Gru: [about the hundreds of Bratt dolls in his lair] He must have bought them all. Who would want a doll like this?
Dru: Ooh, I used to have one of these!
Gru: [from trailer]
[to his Minions as they celebrate being villains again]
Gru: This does not mean that we are going back to being villains.
[from trailer]
Gru: Seriously?
[Fritz limps back]
Fritz: I really must...
[adjusts his spine]
Fritz: ... have a word with you on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.
Gru: Whaa? Twin brother?
Agnes: Twin brother?
Minions: Twin brother?
Gru: I miss the Minions!
[from trailer]
Agnes: [selling the Fluffy Unicorn] He's really good to snuggle with.
Gru: [after Agnes sell the Fluffy Unicorn; runs over to her] Agnes, what are you doing?
Agnes: Since you don't have a job, I just wanted to help.
Minions: Aww...
[from trailer]
Dru: [jumping up and down while "hugging" Gru] Who doesn't love this guy? Look at him! Oh, the hair would make you better.
[lightly punches Gru all over, who tries to stop him]
Dru: Look at his face! Oh, he's so mad!
[does an impression of Gru's face]
[from trailer]
Fritz: Excuse me.
Gru: [sighs] Hey, could you...?
[hands Fritz the vacuum wand to a vacuum]
Fritz: Oh, uh, of course. Now, as I was saying...
[vacuum turns into a small rocket]
Gru: Goodbye.
[the rocket launches with Fritz holding onto it]
[from trailer]
Dru: [to Gru] Your discomfort is hilarious!
[from trailer]
Lucy Wilde: So, what did you guys do today?
Gru, Dru: [lying] Nothing!
[from featurette]
Gru: [to Agnes] We're going to be fine.
Agnes: I just wanted to help, since you don't have a job. I got two whole dollars!
Minions: Aww...
[from featurette]
Dru: [to Gru] Ready to be villains together?
[from featurette]
Gru: How about we steal the largest diamond in the WORLD?
Lucy Wilde: [to Gru and Dru] Aw, it's so nice to see that you two are getting along. Oh, that's delightful. Not creepy at all. You're gonna stop now though, right?
Margo: Uh, it's okay to tell them no sometimes, too, you know. Moms need to be tough.
Balthazar Bratt: Jamone!
