Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
You got to be careful of the company you keep.
Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.
Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.
There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.
Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
I don't care if I ever work in TV again.
I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.
I love my jokes.
