I have a wonderful respect for old people.
I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.
I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.
It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.
I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.
Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.
I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.
I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.
I'm from the Midwest.
People who go into show business are screwed up.
I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.
