Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more.

Colin Mochrie
Colin Mochrie

As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living.