I've played at the Comedy Studio. I never did as an undergrad, but I have in recent years, whenever I've gone back to anything at Harvard, I've tried to go there and do some sets.
I never thought about 'being' in comedy when I grew up, because I didn't know it was a real job. But looking back, it's the only thing I ever really cared about.
I'm really excited about Jordan Spieth. Like a great in any sport, when the moment is the biggest, he performs his best.
Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.
The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.
I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career.
I love buffalo wings and eat them at least three times a week.
Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogressive.
I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place.
It's not an easy job to think creatively and then also have to think logistically.
I didn't understand when somebody thanked me for writing a good sketch, because it was something I wanted to do, but now I totally get it, because when someone writes something great for me, I'm so appreciative.
It doesn't get better than making people laugh and also making sure people don't go hungry.
