Lily Ford: Robert Hawkins, I can't believe you're leaving me to look after your brother by myself!
Jason Hawkins: Oh! Easy, easy. I'm mean I'm obviously standing right here.
Lily Ford: And I know I'm not officially family... yet...
Jason Hawkins: Not fair.
Hud: [to Lily] Dude... I'll
cut him out later.
Lily Ford: But I think of you as my brother, and I hope you think of me as your sister.
Marlena Diamond: Hey Rob! Uh, Marlena. We probably met like three times total, and every one of those times I've seen you were drunk, so I don't really know what to say. But you have a really cool job! That's something. You're like President of something.
Hud: Vice President!
Marlena Diamond: Also really cool! So good luck with that,
and so we're going to be here, in New York, really safe and fine for you when you come back.
Hud: Cool. That was a really good one!
Marlena Diamond: Yeah.
Hud: Yeah. We can do another one of you if you want.
Marlena Diamond: Do you actually have a card or something? My agency... we're leaving... we're
going on this stupid retreat and they like all this video like bonding crap.
Hud: Oh yeah, I'm not actually a professional.
Marlena Diamond: What?
Hud: I'm not a professional. I'm Hud.
Marlena Diamond: Hug?
Hud: Hey man. Were you surprised?
Rob Hawkins: I was like not even surprised.
Hud: No? Can you describe your current emotions right now?
Rob Hawkins: I would say blasé. I mean, I'm a little... I'm just a little bored...
Hud: No you're not!
Rob Hawkins: No man,
that was awesome dude! What are you doing with a video camera?
Hud: I'm documenting the night so that you can take it to Japan with you.
Rob Hawkins: Oh, can I watch it every night while I'm there?
Jason Hawkins: [to Rob] You're not good enough for her. That's it. That's fact. That's science. Beth McIntyre is like from a whole nother planet, man. She's beautiful, she's charming. And you, I love you, but let's face it you're kind of a douchebag. And going to Japan is not going to fix that.
Lily Ford: Rob and Beth slept together.
Hud: Are you serious?
Lily Ford: Yeah, a few weeks ago. Beth made me promise not to say anything.
Jason Hawkins: Are you kidding me Lily? Rob and Beth sleeping together and you're not even going to tell me that?
Hud: Why wouldn't you tell me?
Lily Ford: [long pause] Why wouldn't I tell you?