Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes'; They will say, 'Women don't have what it takes.'
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there.
There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
A man has only one escape from his old self: to see a different self in the mirror of some woman's eyes.
In the final analysis there is no other solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decision, the day's generous utterances, and the day's good deed.
Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor.
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
A man's home may seem to be his castle on the outside; inside is more often his nursery.
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset.
Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family.
Politicians talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.
Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has not knocked her out.
The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with.
