Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

A gentleman is never rude except on purpose - I can honestly be nasty sober, believe you me.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

I learned that very often the most intolerant and narrow-minded people are the ones who congratulate themselves on their tolerance and open-mindedness.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

Religion is part of the human make-up. It's also part of our cultural and intellectual history. Religion was our first attempt at literature, the texts, our first attempt at cosmology, making sense of where we are in the universe, our first attempt at health care, believing in faith healing, our first attempt at philosophy.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

I'm not particularly a feminist, but if you get women off the animal cycle of reproduction and give them some say in how many children they'll have, immediately the floor will rise.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

To the dumb question, 'Why me?' the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, 'Why not?'

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

The totalitarian, to me, is the enemy - the one that's absolute, the one that wants control over the inside of your head, not just your actions and your taxes.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

Solidarity is an attitude of resistance, I suppose, or it should be.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

I've had some dark nights of the soul, of course, but giving in to depression would be a sellout, a defeat.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

My own view is that this planet is used as a penal colony, lunatic asylum and dumping ground by a superior civilisation, to get rid of the undesirable and unfit. I can't prove it, but you can't disprove it either.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

High moral character is not a precondition for great moral accomplishments.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

The fact is: It's true what they say about the United States. It is a land of opportunity. It is too various to get bored with it.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

In one way, I suppose, I have been 'in denial' for some time, knowingly burning the candle at both ends and finding that it often gives a lovely light.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

It doesn't take much to make me angry.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

Primate and elephant and even pig societies show considerable evidence of care for others, parent-child bonding, solidarity in the face of danger, and so on.

Christopher Hitchens
Christopher Hitchens

To 'choose' dogma and faith over doubt and experience is to throw out the ripening vintage and to reach greedily for the Kool-Aid.