Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn't earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.