Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
No problem is too big to run away from.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
