Bob Stone: You ever steal a plane before?
Calvin Joyner: I stole some Starbursts one time.
Agent Pamela Harris: Mr. Joyner, it was a pleasure working with you. If you ever want a career change, you give me a call.
Calvin Joyner: If I were to give you a call, how would I get in touch with you?
Agent Pamela Harris: Just pick up any phone in your house. They're all bugged.
Maggie: And what's the matter with being an accountant? You love your job.
Calvin Joyner: No, *you* love your job. I'm good at my job. It's not the same thing.
Phil: Nice throw, bitch.
Driver: [happens to pull up just before the shooting starts] You guys order an Uber?
Flunkie: [watching Fat Robbie dancing in the showers] You know, he's actually a pretty good dancer.
[first lines]
Trevor - 17 Years Old: Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period.
