At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon.
I've always been very animated.
I'm getting into all sorts of L.A. things. I go to bikram yoga, I went to an astrologer recently... I'm accepting L.A. for who she is. She's a dark temptress.
I love the idea of someone getting knocked down repeatedly, but they still believe in love.
I actually do enjoy the Kardashians' show, and I know that other people do enjoy it, but at the same time, they want to make fun of it. Like, I know that girls are watching that show - I'm just the only one courageous enough to say it. Other people are courageous in acts of war, but I'm courageous in my love for the Kardashians.
Especially with Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, I can't tell necessarily the nitty gritty of what you're really up to. I'm just seeing the performance of all the work you're doing and the look you're giving; it's very hard to get to the center. It's very hard to see what's what.
If you have a sense of your place in the world, that's the best preparation for anything.
I'm in therapy, and I think everyone should be.
If you can have a laugh with someone, you're then in each other's world.
I don't love to fail.
The comedian just wants to get a laugh.
I think there's almost nothing that I won't, sadly, do for a laugh. It's a problem, actually.
My dad's cool. He is socially liberal.
Something that's good in the mini-culture of 'Happy Endings' is that the goal is to try and make each other laugh. There is a pretty high bar, and you want to make the writers laugh, and you want to elevate what's already great material - and also, we're like, 'Who is even watching this? Let's just go for it.'
Not everyone is married at 25 and taken care of.
New York is hard living. It's fun living, but it's hard.
Posturing is funny to me.
I still am not a size two - I don't think I could get there if I wanted to.
When you move to New York, especially, you feel like you need to be something.
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time.
