Spider-Man: Hey, guys, something...
War Machine: [Ant-Man returns to full size, knocking Spider-Man down] Whoa. What-what the hell was that?
Ant-Man: [returning Cap's shield] I believe this is yours, Captain America.
Iron Man: All right, there's two on the parking deck. One of them's Maximoff. I'm gonna grab her. Rhodey, you wanna take Cap?
War Machine: Got two in the terminal, Wilson and Barnes.
Black Panther: Barnes is mine.
Spider-Man: Hey, Mr. Stark, what should I do?
Iron Man: What we
discussed. Keep your distance, web 'em up.
Spider-Man: Okay, copy that.
Ant-Man: Hey, Cap, heads up!
[tossing him a miniaturized fuel truck]
Ant-Man: [showing him a small disc] Throw it at this. Now!
[as the two meet in mid-air, the truck returns to normal size]
War Machine: Oh, come on!
Friday: The Task Force called for a psychiatrist as soon as Barnes was captured. The UN dispatched Dr. Theo Broussard from Geneva within the hour. He was met by this man.
Tony Stark: Did you run facial recognition yet?
Friday: What do I look like?
Tony Stark: Uh, I don't know. I've been picturing a redhead.
Friday: You must be thinking of someone else.
Tony Stark: Must be.
Friday: The fake doctor is actually Colonel Helmut Zemo. Sokovian Intelligence. Zemo ran Echo Scorpion, a Sokovian covert kill squad.
Tony Stark: So what happened to the real Broussard?
Friday: He was found dead
in a Berlin hotel room. Where police also found a wig and facial prosthesis approximating the appearance of one James Buchanan Barnes.
Tony Stark: Son of a bitch. Get this to Ross.
Friday: Yes, boss.
Tony Stark: Well, I just knocked the "A" out of their AV. We got about thirty seconds before they realize it's not their equipment.
Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross: [watching the surveillance feed] What'd you do? Get it back up!
Tony Stark: Just look. Because that...
[showing Broussard's photo to Sam]
Tony
Stark: ...is the fellow who was supposed to interrogate Barnes. Clearly, I made a mistake. Sam, I was wrong.
Sam Wilson: That's a first.
Tony Stark: Cap is definitely off the reservation, but he's about to need all the help he can get. We don't know each other very well. You don't have to...
Sam Wilson: Hey, it's all
right.
[sighing]
Sam Wilson: Look, I'll tell you. But you have to go alone and as a friend.
Tony Stark: Easy.
Zemo: If it's any comfort, they died in their sleep. Did you really think I wanted more of you?
Bucky Barnes: What the hell?
Zemo: I'm grateful to them, though. They brought you here.
[a light turns on, revealing Zemo; Cap throws his shield, but it rebounds back]
Zemo: Please, Captain. The Soviets built
this chamber to withstand the launch blast of UR-100 rockets.
Iron Man: I'm betting I could beat that.
Zemo: Oh, I'm sure you could, Mr. Stark. Given time. But then you'd never know why you came.
Captain America: You killed innocent people in Vienna just to bring us here?
FedEx Driver: [Checks delivery address] Are you Tony... .Stank?
War Machine: [Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods] Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, you're in the right place.
[to driver]
War Machine: Thank you for that!
[to Tony]
War Machine: Never dropping that, by the way. Table for one, Mr
Stank, please, by the bathroom.
Tony Stark: [Chuckles]