Trudy Chacon: [Trudy decides not to fire her missiles] Screw this.
Corporal Lyle Wainfleet: What-what the hell are you doing?
Trudy Chacon: I didn't sign up for this shit!
[flies away]
John: [WALL-E is looking for EVE and bumps into John, turning off his display] What-what the?
[Notices WALL-E]
WALL.E: [Introducing himself] WALL-E!
John: Uhh... John...
WALL.E: EE-va?
John: [Confused] No? John.
Thor: I love you mom.
Frigga: I love you...
[hugs him]
Frigga: and eat a salad.
Rocket: C'mon, we gotta go.
[Prepares them for time travel; Frigga mouths "Goodbye" to Thor]
Rocket: 3... 2...
Thor: No, wait!
[Sticks his hand out. Nothing
happens]
Rocket: What-what am I looking at?
Frigga: Oh, sometimes it takes a second.
Thor: [after a couple more seconds, Mjolnir flies into Thor's hand. He laughs in relief] I'm still worthy!
Spider-Man: Hey, guys, something...
War Machine: [Ant-Man returns to full size, knocking Spider-Man down] Whoa. What-what the hell was that?
Ant-Man: [returning Cap's shield] I believe this is yours, Captain America.
[Hans and a weakened Anna lean in to kiss. But then Hans stops and smiles evilly]
Hans: Oh, Anna. If only there was someone out there who loved you.
[Gets up and leaves]
Anna: What?
[Shocked, she turns to see him walking to a window]
Anna: Y-You said you did.
Hans: [Closing the curtains]
As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I knew, I'd have to marry into the throne somewhere.
Anna: What-what are you talking about?
Hans: [puts out a candle] As heir, Elsa was preferable, of course, but no one was getting anywhere with her. But you.
Anna: Hans?
Hans: You were
so desperate for love, you were willing to marry me, just like that!
[He picks up a pitcher of water and goes to the fireplace]
Hans: I figured after we married, I'd have to stage a little accident for Elsa.
[He pours water onto the fire, putting it out. Anna reaches out to stop him, but collapses onto the floor]
Anna: Hans, no! Stop!
Hans: But then she doomed herself, and you were dumb enough to go after her.
Anna: Please.
Hans: [chuckles] All that's left now is to kill Elsa and bring back summer.
Anna: [bravely] You're no match for Elsa.
Hans: No, you're no match for Elsa. I, on the other hand, am the hero
who's going to save Arendelle from destruction.
[Hans walks to the door]
Anna: [angrily] You won't get away with this!
Hans: Oh I already have.
[Hans leaves, locking the door behind him]
Tom: Yeah, uh, this is... And Rhoda, no disrespect, but um, this is total shit.
McKenzie: Tom!
Tom: "Go for it" "You can do it"? That's not inspirational, that's suicidal. If pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat. These are lies. We're liars. Think about it. Why do people buy these things? It's not 'cause they wanna say
how they feel. People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid too. We provide the service that lets them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. At least let them speak for themselves! Right? I mean, look! What-What is this? What does it say? "Congratulations on your new baby." Right? How 'bout, "Congratulations on your new baby. Guess
that's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you."
Vance: Sit down, Hansen.
Tom: How bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? I think I know where this ones going. Yep! "Happy Valentines Day, sweetheart. I love you." That sweet? Ain't love grand? This is exactly what I'm talking about. What does that even mean, "love"? Do you know? Do you?
Anybody?
McKenzie: Tom...
Tom: If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it. It's these cards, and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all the lies and the heartache, everything. We're responsible. *I'm responsible.* I think we do a bad thing here. People should be able to say how they feel, how they really feel, not you
know, some words that some stranger put in their mouths. Words like "love"... that don't mean anything. Sorry, I'm sorry. I, uh... I quit. I'm... There's enough bullshit in the world without my help.
Doc: [into the walkie-talkie from inside the cab of the train] Each detonation will be accompanied by a sudden burst of acceleration. Hopefully, we'll hit 88 mph, before the needle gets much past 2,000.
Marty McFly: [into the walkie-talkie] Why, what-what happens after it hits 2,000?
Doc: [into the walkie-talkie] The whole boiler
explodes.
Marty McFly: Perfect!
Princess Nuala: [with the others in the meat-locker] To wage his war, my brother needs this.
[holding the crown piece and cylinder]
Princess Nuala: The final piece of the crown of BethMora and this map to the location of the Golden Army chamber.
Johann Krauss: The Golden Army. The harbingers of death, the unstoppable tide...
Hellboy: [under his breath] Howdy Doody.
Johann Krauss: Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us...
Princess Nuala: No. Where it goes, I go. My father died to uphold the truce with your world. We must honor his noble intentions.
Abe Sapien: The lady is in dire danger.
Johann
Krauss: I take is your are vouching for her, Agent Sapien?
Abe Sapien: Most emphatically, yes.
Johann Krauss: Even so... I am sorry, but we simply cannot assume such responsibility on our own.
Hellboy: [getting in Johann's face] Lady just lost her father, what more do you want?
Johann Krauss:
You may not care, but there are procedures, rules, and little handbooks that...
Hellboy: She's coming with us. You got that, gasbag?
Johann Krauss: [offended] What-what did you call me?
Prince Nuada: [from behind the group] You! You will pay for what happened to my friend down there.
Hellboy: [turning
to face him, sarcastically] Yeah, right. You take checks?
Prince Nuada: [enraged] Demon. Born from a womb of shadows, sent to destroy their world and you still believe you belong?
Hellboy: Are we going to talk all night? Because I'm really sleepy.
Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see
this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, nigger, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my nigger brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggers in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day.
I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."