Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: [when the two teams start running towards each other] They're not stopping!

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Iron Man: Clearly retirement doesn't suit you. Get tired of playing golf?
Hawkeye: Well, I played 18, I shot 18. Just can't seem to miss.
[fires arrow at Iron Man and misses]
Iron Man: First time for everything.
Hawkeye: Made you look.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: [referring to Captain America's shield] That thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Ant-Man: [after witnessing a miniaturized fuel truck return to normal size and explode] Oh, man, thought it was a water truck. Uh, sorry.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Sharon Carter: [hands Sam a voucher] The receipt for your gear.
Sam Wilson: Bird costume? Come on.
Sharon Carter: I didn't write it.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: [reacting to Ant-Man growing] HOLY SHIT!

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Ant-Man: I got something kinda big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell, and if I tear myself in half, don't come back for me.
Winter Soldier: [concerned] He's gonna tear himself in half?

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Tony Stark: You seem a little defensive.
Captain America: It's been a long day.
Tony Stark: [to Bucky] At ease, Soldier. I'm not currently after you.
Captain America: Then why are you here?
Tony Stark: Could be your story's not so crazy. Maybe.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Crossbones: This is for dropping a building on my face!

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Hawkeye: I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Sam Wilson: So you like cats?
Steve Rogers: Sam...
Sam Wilson: What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don't wanna know more?
Steve Rogers: Your suit. It's vibranium?
T'Challa: The Black Panther has been the protector of Wakanda for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to

warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I also wear the mantle of king. So I ask you, as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Tony Stark: How did this happen?
Vision: I became distracted.
Tony Stark: I didn't think that was possible.
Vision: Neither did I.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Sam Wilson: [to Steve] I just wanna make sure we consider all our options. The people that shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Tony Stark: Hey, you wanna see something cool? I pulled something from Dad's archives. Timely. FDR signed the Lend-Lease bill with these in 1941. Provided support to the Allies when they needed most.
Steve Rogers: Some would say it brought our country closer to war.
Tony Stark: Steve, if not for these, you wouldn't be here. I'm

trying to, what do you call it, a... an olive branch. Is that what you call it?
Steve Rogers: Is Pepper here? I didn't see her.
Tony Stark: We are kinda... well not kinda...
Steve Rogers: Pregnant?
Tony Stark: No, ha, definitely not. We're taking a break. It's nobody's fault.
Steve

Rogers: I'm so sorry, Tony. I didn't know.
Tony Stark: A few years ago I almost lost her so I trashed all my suits. Then we had to mop up Hydra. Then Ultron, my fault. And then, and then, and then. I never stopped. 'Cause the truth is I don't wanna stop. I don't wanna lose her. I thought maybe the Accords can split the difference. In her defense, I'm a handful.

Yeah dad was a pain in the ass, but he and mom always made it work.
Steve Rogers: You know, I'm glad Howard got married. I only knew him when he was young and single.
Tony Stark: Oh really? You two knew each other? He never mentioned that. Maybe only a thousand times. God, I hated you.
Steve Rogers: I don't mean to make things

difficult.
Tony Stark: I know. Because you're a very polite person.
Steve Rogers: If I see a situation pointed south, I can't ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could.
Tony Stark: No, you don't.
Steve Rogers: No, I don't. Sometimes...
Tony Stark: Sometimes I wanna punch you in your

perfect teeth. But I don't wanna see you gone. We need you, Cap. So far nothing's happen that can't be undone. Please, sign. We can make the last 24 hours legit. Barnes gets transferred to an American psych center instead of a Wakandan prison.
Steve Rogers: I'm not saying it's impossible. But there would have to be safeguards.
Tony Stark: Sure! Once

we put out the PR - they're documents. They can be amended. I file a motion, have you and Wanda reinstated...
Steve Rogers: Wanda? What about Wanda?
Tony Stark: She's fine. She's confined in the compound currently. Vision's keeping her company.
Steve Rogers: Oh God, Tony! Every time. Every time I think you're seeing things the

right way...
Tony Stark: It's a 100 acres with a lap pool. It's got a screening room. There's worse way to protect people. She's not a US Citizen and they don't grant visas to Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Steve Rogers: Protection? Is that how you see this? This isn't protection, it's internment, Tony. Come on, she's a kid!
Tony

Stark: Gimme a break! I'm doing what has to be done, to save us from something worse.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Steve Rogers: This job... we try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody. But if we can't find a way to live with that, next time... maybe nobody gets saved.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: [after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up] Are those carbon fiber wings?
Falcon: Is this stuff coming out of you?

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: [while fighting Falcon] You have the right to remain silent!

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Natasha Romanoff: I know how much Barnes means to you... Stay at home. You'll only make this worse.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Zemo: Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight Car... Soldier?
Bucky Barnes: ...Ready to comply.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Steve Rogers: [letter to Stark] Tony, I'm glad you're back at the compound. I don't like the idea of you rattling around a mansion by yourself. We all need family. The Avengers are yours, maybe more so than mine. I've been on my own since I was 18. I never really fit in anywhere, even in the army. My faith's in people, I guess. Individuals. And I'm happy to say that, for the most

part, they haven't let me down. Which is why I can't let them down either. Locks can be replaced, but maybe they shouldn't. I know I hurt you, Tony. I guess I thought by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but I can see now that I was really sparing myself, and I'm sorry. Hopefully one day you can understand. I wish we agreed on the Accords, I really do. I know you're doing what

you believe in, and that's all any of us can do. That's all any of us should... So no matter what, I promise you, if you need us - if you need me - I'll be there.
[Tony looks at a flip phone Steve sent him]