Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Captain America: [about Bucky] He's my friend.
Iron Man: So was I.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Ant-Man: [internally damaging the Iron Man suit] Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.
Iron Man: Who's speaking?
Ant-Man: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Iron Man: [after witnessing Scott transform into Giant-Man] Okay, anybody on our side hiding any shocking and fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose? I'm open to suggestions.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Tony Stark: Got a passport?
Peter Parker: [chuckling] Um, no. I don't... I don't even have a driver's license.
Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?
Peter Parker: No.
Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.
Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany!
Tony

Stark: Why?
Peter Parker: I got... homework.
Tony Stark: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Black Widow: Are we still friends?
Hawkeye: That depends on how hard you hit me.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?
War Machine: Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?
Iron Man: I don't know, I didn't carbon date him. He's on the young side.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Bucky Barnes: [in the back seat of a VW Beetle] Can you move your seat up?
Sam Wilson: No.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Scott Lang: Hank Pym did say to never trust a Stark!
Tony Stark: Who are you?
Scott Lang: Come on, man.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

FedEx Driver: [knocks on door] Are you 'Tony Stank'?

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Tony Stark: [Tony is wounded, Steve and Bucky are leaving] That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it! My father made that shield!
[Steve drops shield]

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: [to Bucky] You have a metal arm? That is AWESOME, dude!

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Falcon: [after being trapped by Spider-Man] I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking.
Spider-Man: All right, sorry. My bad.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Tony Stark: So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Peter Parker: S-Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Not in that onesie, you're not.
Peter Parker: It's not a onesie.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Hawkeye: I don't think we've been introduced. I'm Clint.
Black Panther: I don't care.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Winter Soldier: [webbed down after the Falcon got rid of Spider-Man] You couldn't have done that earlier?
Falcon: [also webbed down] I hate you.

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Tony Stark: All right, I've run out of patience. "Underoos!"
[webbing comes down, grabs Cap's shield and cuffs his hands. Spider-Man lands on a nearby truck holding Cap's shield]
Tony Stark: Nice job, kid!
Spider-Man: Thanks! Well, I could have stuck the landing a little better. It's just, new suit... wait, it's nothing, Mr.

Stark. It's... it's perfect, thank you.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we don't really need to start a conversation.
Spider-Man: Okay.
[salutes]
Spider-Man: Cap... Captain? Big fan. Spider-Man.
Tony Stark: Yeah, we'll talk about it later. Just...
Spider-Man: [waves] Hey, everyone.

Tony Stark: Good job.

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Captain America: Civil War

Scott Lang: Ca... Captain America...
[shakes Steve's hand vigorously]
Steve Rogers: Mr. Lang.
Scott Lang: It's an honor. I'm shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome!
[turns to Wanda]
Scott Lang: Captain America! I know you, too. You're great!
[sighs, then grips Steve's muscles]


Scott Lang: Jeez... Uh, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so... thinks for thanking of me.
[Steve grins]
Scott Lang: [to Sam] Hey, man!
Sam Wilson: What's up, Tic-Tac?
Scott Lang: Uh, good to see you. Look, what happened last time was...
Sam Wilson:

It was a great audition, but it'll...
[chuckles]
Sam Wilson: It'll never happen again.
Steve Rogers: Did he tell you what we're up against?
Scott Lang: Something about some... psycho assassins?
Steve Rogers: We're outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you're a wanted man.

Scott Lang: Yeah, well, what else is new?

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Sharon Carter: Margaret Carter was known to most as the founder of S.H.I.E.L.D. But I just know her as Aunt Peggy. She had a photograph in her office: Aunt Peggy standing next to JFK. As a kid that was pretty cool. But it was a lot to live up to, which is why I never told anyone we were related. I asked her once how she managed to master diplomacy and espionage at a time when no

one wanted to see a woman succeed at either. And she said, "Compromise where you can. Where you can't, don't. Even if everyone is telling you that something wrong is something right. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say, 'No, *you* move'."

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Captain America: You got heart, kid. Where are you from?
Spider-Man: [straining] Queens!
Captain America: [chuckles in mild disbelief] Brooklyn!

Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War

Iron Man: [points one of his blasters at Captain America] Stay down... final warning.
Captain America: I can do this all day.