41 Blade II Quotes (2026) #2

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Blade: There's an old saying: Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer.

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Scud: Tell me somethin'. How's the weather up there, sweetheart?
Whistler: [being pelted by rain] Walkin' on sunshine, toad boy.

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Scud: Nobody goes cold turkey from the thirst in just one night.

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Scud: [watching the UV bomb flicker and die] I don't know, maybe I fucked up. Maybe you were right.
[the UV bomb goes off]
Scud: Alright. Poppa's got a brand new bang.

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Whistler: How'd you two hook up?
Scud: I was backpackin'. Met these two chicks. Decided to take 'em back to my, uh, tent for a little "Three's Company" action.
[opens his shirt to reveal horrible scarring across his chest and abdomen]
Whistler: Purdy.
Scud: Next thing I know Janet and Chrissy start

tearing chunks outta my stomach. Blade shows up, saves my ass, everything else just sorta fell into place.

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Whistler: What are you looking for?
Scud: Phosphor rods. If I can suss out the light source, maybe I can make some sorta UV flash-bang grenade or somethin'.
Whistler: Been tried already.
Scud: Yeah, but you didn't have the Scudster working on it then, now did you?

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Whistler: They tortured me almost to death, and then let me heal in a vat of blood so they could go at it again. Sorry sons of bitches could've at least fixed my damn leg while they were at it.

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Eli Damaskinos: Who do you think God really favors in the web? The spider, or the fly?

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Asad: [introducing the Bloodpack] Blade, meet the Bloodpack: Lighthammer, Verlaine, Priest, Snowman, Chupa, and Reinhardt.

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[Priest has been bitten by Reapers, and is screaming to the highest corners of Hell]
Blade: How long since he's been bitten?
Asad: About twenty minutes.
Chupa: His skin is fucking burning!
Blade: He's already starting to change.
Reinhardt: [Priest keeps screaming] Will someone

just shut him the fuck up?
[Chupa puts his gun to Priest's chest]
Priest: [in vampire language] Kill me now, Chupa!
Chupa: [in vampire language] A man without fear...
[shoots him six times through the chest but it doesn't kill him]
Asad: Hold on. Hold him, Chupa!
Reinhardt: Come on, man,

just put him out of his fucking misery!
[Snowman pulls his sword]
Nyssa: Don't you get it? You can't finish him that way!
[Snowman tosses his sword to Reinhardt who cuts off the top of Priest's head, without effect]
Blade: Move.
[the Bloodpack moves. Blade shoots holes in the wall, letting in beams of sunlight]

Reinhardt: Back off!
[Priest's body burns]

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Blade: [after rescuing Whistler] If there's anything left of you in there, Whistler, listen up. In the morning those blinds are going to open. Whether you're cured or not.

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Scud: [after revealing he's a familiar] They needed my help to bring you here to control Nomak. The old fuck, he was always just bait. I mean, look at him. He's your only real weakness, man. You may be fast, you may be strong and all that other bullshit, but in the end, B, you're just too human!
[punches Whistler in the face]
Whistler: Well, you

little shit!
[Scud punches him again]
Scud: You think they scoped out my security system? I let them in, asshole!

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[as Blade scans the crowd of vampires]
Reinhardt: God, it would be so easy.
[he draws his pistol and aims. A laser dot appears on Blade's chest - and the camera pans down to show another laser beam coming from his gun]
Chupa: He's got you.
[Reinhardt looks down and sees a laser dot on his own chest. He puts his gun away. Chupa laughs.

Blade grins at Reinhardt, who very clearly mouths, "fuck you."]

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Nomak: Vampires... I hate vampires...

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Whistler: How'd you find me?
Blade: Started out in Moscow then Romania. They kept moving you around.
Whistler: How long was I gone? Months?
Blade: Too long.
Whistler: [to himself] Years.

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Blade: We'll play along for now. They'll take us in deeper than we've ever been. Get a chance to see how their world really ticks.
Whistler: I had enough of their world. They're just shitting bricks just because they're no longer top of the food chain.

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Priest: Look at them. Half of these bastards, they're not even pure bloods. I tell you what, why don't we just fuckin' kill everyone? Just to make sure.