Blade: [pulling the pin out of a UV grenade] You obviously do not know who you are *fucking* with!
Blade: [noticing vampire tattoo] You're human.
Kounen: Barely. I'm a lawyer.
Scud: Lock up your daughters, boys and girls, the Dark Knight returns.
Scud: So B-man, what do you think?
Blade: Sounds like a plan.
Whistler: What do you really think?
Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get.
Reinhardt: Hey, uh, me and the gang were wondering...
[whispers something with his hand covering his mouth]
Blade: What was that?
[Reinhardt removes his hand and leans in]
Reinhardt: Can you blush?
[after Reinhardt taunts him]
Blade: Oh, I get it. I see now. You've been training for two years to take me out, and now here I am. Whew!
[shivers]
Blade: Ooh, so exciting, isn't it?
Whistler: Better get you some sunscreen, Buttercup.
Chupa: Listen, shit kicker! You're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven.
Whistler: I love it when you talk dirty.
Nomak: Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?
Scud: You heard Cue Ball, right? Pretty soon, they're all gonna be daywalkers, man. When that happens, I'd rather be a pet than cattle.
Eli Damaskinos: It has been said, "Be proud of your enemy and enjoy his success." In that regard, I should thank you.
Blade: For what?
Kounen: Eliminating Deacon Frost. You did us a favor.
Drug Dealer: Looking to get hooked up?
Nomak: Maybe. What do you have?
Drug Dealer: No problem. Horse, Hawaiian ice, whatever you need.
Nomak: Whatever I need. I like that. What if I need you?
[attacks him]
Reinhardt: [watching Whistler shine a bright light around a dark tunnel] We're tryin' to attract 'em... not scare 'em off.
Whistler: Yeah, well some of us can't see in the dark, you fucking nipplehead. What am I supposed to do?
Chupa: [slaps Whistler with a pair of night-vision goggles] Bifocals, Grampa. Try to keep up.
Blade: How do you feel?
Whistler: Like hammered shit.
[after explaining to Blade how to use a UV bomb]
Nyssa: You're not coming?
Scud: No. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
[after Scud has just been blown up by a bomb]
Whistler: I was just startin' to like him.
[last lines: Rush goes into a viewing booth at a strip joint, but the door goes up to show Blade standing there]
Blade: Well, you didn't think I forgot about you, did you?
[stabs his sword through the plexiglass and into Rush's head]
