Hi, Billy Mays here for...
I love beautiful wood.
Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.
Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.
Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.
I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.
It's important for me to sell a product that works.
Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?
The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
Life's a pitch, then you buy.
When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.
I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.
One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.
Long live your laundry!
I've done well for myself.
The infomercial business has been good to me.
