Jack Burton: We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
Wang Chi: No horseshit, Jack.
Jack Burton: No horseshit.
Lo Pan: Then Ching Dai will be happy and my curse will be lifted!
Jack Burton: And go off to rule the universe from beyond the grave.
Lo Pan: Indeed!
Jack Burton: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first huh!
Jack Burton: Abandoned like hell!
Gracie: Don't panic, it's only me, Gracie Law!
Jack Burton: If you have problem like that again, just reach for the sky!
Lo Pan: Magic... The darkest magic. My soul swims in it... Scattered across time, trapped in the world of formlessness...
[first lines]
Pinstripe lawyer: What I'd like to do today is get your version of what happened.
Egg Shen: Oh, you mean the truth.
Pinstripe lawyer: Of course. First, just state your name and your occupation for the record.
Egg Shen: Oh, Egg Shen. Bus driver.
Miao Yin: I don't belong to you.
Lo Pan: You don't. You belong to Ching Dai. I must sacrifice you. But I love you and I need you.
Miao Yin: No!
Lo Pan: Here take her. Take the bitch!
Wang Chi: That's why the bottle didn't slice. My mind and my spirit are goin' north and south.
Thunder: Play your cards right... you live to talk about it!
Lo Pan: You never could beat me, Egg Shen.
Lo Pan: [On phone] No pathetic excuses! I smell the blood of human beings; find them! Boil them until their flesh falls off. You heard me!
Wang Chi: [after Wang defeats all the warriors in the warehouse] Time to go!
Jack Burton: How do you do, ma'am? Henry Swanson's my name and excitement's my game.
Lo Pan: And now, my beloved disciples. The moment of truth... the needle of love.
Lo Pan: There have been others, to be sure. There are always others, are there not? You seem to be one who knows the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out.
Egg Shen: We're getting close, real close. And now for some more bad news... Ready?
