Alfred Pennyworth: Is the young master leaving? Pity. I'll just toss this away, then. Perhaps the dogs are hungry.
The Riddler: [Upon discovering the Batcave] Spank me!
Two-Face: [He decides a victim's fate with a coin toss] Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!
The Riddler: If you look at the numbers on my face you won't find 13 anyplace.
Alfred Pennyworth: The eight of us go forth, not back. To protect our king from the foe's attack.
Robin: Ju want to take a ride in my love machine, bay-bay?
The Riddler: [to Two Face after Batman shows up] Your entrance was good... his was better. The difference: showmanship.
Two-Face: You have broken into our hideout. You have violated the sanctity of our lair. For this we should crush your bones into POWDER. However, you do pose a very interesting proposition: therefore, heads, we accept, and tails, we blow your damned head off!
The Riddler: [while raiding a jewelry store and looking at a diamond through a hand-held microscope] Here's a good one.
Two-Face: No, no, no.
[shows the Riddler a bigger diamond]
Two-Face: Now, there is a good one.
Edward Nygma: [during his introduction of "The Box"] Now, you can be a part of the action. Witness the entertainment in your living room.
Edward Nygma: [presents "The Box"] The Box, in every home in America, and one day, the world.
The Riddler: Soon my little "Box" will be on countless TVs around the world. Feeding me, credit card numbers, bank codes, sexual fantasies, and little white lies. Into my head they'll go. Victory is inevitable.
The Riddler: [after shooting down the Batplane] I hope they can find the little black box.
Two-Face: You're counting on the winged avenger to deliver you from evil, aren't you, my friend?
Bank Guard: Are you gonna kill me?
Two-Face: Maybe, maybe not. You could say we're of two minds on the subject.
Gang Leader: Who the hell are you?
Dick Grayson: I'm Batman.
[the whole gang starts laughing]
Dick Grayson: Okay, so I forgot my suit, all right!
Two-Face: [jams a gun into the annoying Riddler's cheek] Let's see if you bleed green.
The Riddler: [while looking for the Batcave] OK. Now, if I was a superhero, where would I hide?
