Band of Brothers
Band of Brothers

Herbert Sobel: What is this? Anybody?
Cpt. Nixon: Er... it's a can of peaches, Sir.
Herbert Sobel: Lieutenant Nixon thinks this is a can of peaches. That is incorrect, Lieutenant. Your weekend pass is cancelled. This is United States Army property which was taken without authorization from my mess facility. And I will not tolerate

thievery in my unit. Whose footlocker is this?
Richard Winters: Private Park's, Sir.
Herbert Sobel: Get rid of him.

Band of Brothers
Band of Brothers

Harry Welsh: I made up my mind, Nix. I got the points, I'm going back to Kitty.
Cpt. Nixon: Harry, do you really think that Kitty hasn't run off with some 4-F by now?
Harry Welsh: [laughing] Son of a bitch, that's not even funny...
Richard Winters: Harry, ignore him.

Band of Brothers
Band of Brothers

2nd Lt. Thomas Peacock: Holy shit!
SSgt. Floyd 'Tab' Talbert: It's a whole other company.
Sgt. Martin: No shit.

Band of Brothers
Band of Brothers

Ronald Spiers: Have the MPs take care of this piece of shit.

Band of Brothers
Band of Brothers

Herbert Sobel: Lieutenant, deploy your troops.

Band of Brothers
Band of Brothers

Pvt. Roy Cobb: What are you lookin' at, Webster? Yeah, that's what I thought, college boy.
2nd Lt. Henry Jones: Are you drunk, trooper?
Pvt. Roy Cobb: Leave me alone.
2nd Lt. Henry Jones: Answer the question.
Pvt. Roy Cobb: Yes, sir, I am drunk, sir. Drunk, sick and tired of fucking

patrols, takin' orders...
Sgt. Martin: Hey Cobb, shut up! It's boring, okay?