Austin Powers: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?
Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me.
Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn.
Austin Powers: [has just farted in Alotta's hot tub] Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it's gone back down below.
Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce myself. My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife, Oprah.
Austin Powers: Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.
Dr. Evil: Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two.
Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.
Dr. Evil: This is Frau Farbissina, founder and leader of the militant wing of the Salvation Army.
[last line before credits]
Dr. Evil: I'm gonna get you Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth.
Austin Powers: Judo chop!
Dr. Evil: There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.
Dr. Evil: I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Austin Powers: Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe right here?
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina
Austin Powers: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um... never mind!
Austin Powers: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Basil Exposition: The shouting is a temporary side-effect of the unfreezing.
Austin Powers: Yes... I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.
Dr. Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin Powers: Or sometimes not at all.
