80 Austin Powers in Goldmember Quotes (2024) #3

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Nigel Powers: Got an issue? Here's a tissue.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Fat Bastard: You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!
[twists his opponent's testicles]

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Goldmember: Look. My vinky was a key.
Nigel Powers: Only a bloody Dutchman...

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: You're insane, Goldmember.
Goldmember: And that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it.
[mutters]
Goldmember: KC and the Sunshine Band.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Young Dr. Evil: [deleted scene]
[Young Austin in standing naked behind Young Dr. Evil holding a book labeled "Balzac"]
Young Dr. Evil: Would it kill you to put on some clothes? Honestly it's like living with frickin Sasquatch.
Young Austin Powers: Hey, have you seen my Balzac?
Young Dr. Evil: I'm

looking at your Balzac right now.
Dr. Evil: [cuts back to Dr. Evil in the cell] No,no. You got it all wrong, it wasn't Balzac.
Young Austin Powers: [cuts back to Young Austin Powers and Young Dr. Evil, this time, holding a book labeled "Dickens"] Have you seen my Dickens?
Young Dr. Evil: I'm looking at your Dickens right now.

Dr. Evil: [cuts back to Dr. Evil in the cell] No. It wasn't "Dickens" either.
Young Austin Powers: [cuts back to Young Austin Powers and Young Dr. Evil, this time holding a book labeled "Longfellow"] Have you seen my Longfellow?

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil: I never knew my birth parents. There was a car accident. My birth mother was incinerated, and I only survived because her smoking carcass had formed a protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluence. A Belgian man and his fifteen year-old love slave were looting the accident scene, and came across a blood soaked baby, moi. They raised me to be evil. You know, that old

chestnut.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: [to a Japanese industrialist named Mr. Roboto] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: [to Foxxy Cleopatra] You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: What do you know about my father's where... about... s?

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Famous Dr. Evil: Hey Powers! You better watch your frickin' self because this is one doctor who does make house calls. Right Mini-Me?
[camera pans over to...]
Famous Mini-Me: Hey assholes! I'm Mini-Me! Come and get me!

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Oh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeper.
Dr. Evil: Alright, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?
Goldmember: [eats piece of skin]
Dr. Evil: You did. Okay, that's just gross.
[Mini-Me cringes and shakes head]

Goldmember: Yesh, shalty. Yesh, that was good.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

[first lines]
Famous Austin: Yeah, baby.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Famous Goldmember: [as Goldmember in the film within a film, after being caught] Hey assholes. So do I have time for a last smoke and a pancake or what?

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Foxxy Cleopatra: [singing] He's got the Midas touch, but he touched it too much. Hey, Goldmember. Hey, Goldmember. He's got a golden pad, he's super bad. Hey, Goldmember. Hey, Goldmember.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Nigel Powers: Blimey! I thought I smelled cabbage.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: You really are a fat bastard!
Fat Bastard: You know, that hurts my feelings! I tried going on a diet, you know. The Zone, you know, "Carbs are the enemy," eh?
Fat Bastard: [extension from deleted scene] But the portions were so wee I ate the delivery man.

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Ozzy Osbourne: Boobs!
Sharon Osbourne: Boobs, Ozzy?
Ozzy Osbourne: These filmmakers are just a bunch of fucking boobs.
Kelly Osbourne: What do you mean, Dad?
Ozzy Osbourne: I mean, they're using the same fucking jokes as they did in the last Austin Powers movie.
Sharon

Osbourne: What fucking joke?
Jack Osbourne: You know, the fucking joke about the rocket that looks like some guy's...
General Clark: Johnson!

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Frau Farbissina: I have some news. It's your son. He wants to take over the family business!
Dr. Evil: [overjoyed] Scotty does?
Frau Farbissina: He's gotten so evil, he's even started losing his hair.