Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil: Well, congratulations, numbnuts! You've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' jack-in-the-box. Get it off. Get it off! It's dark, it's dark!

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Goldmember: Right in the kanickies.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh.
Dr. Evil: You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah. A little creepy. Mmhmm.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Goldmember: I love gooooooold.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: [after he causes the Britney Spears fembot to explode] Oops. I did it again, baby.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Nigel Powers: [rubs throat] Ow...
Austin Powers: What's wrong with your neck?
Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra, got stuck in me throat, I've had a stiff neck for hours.
Nigel Powers, Austin Powers: I thank you!

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Steven Spielberg: So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?
Austin Powers: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema, is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah.
[laughs]
Austin Powers: Having said that, I do have some thoughts.

Steven Spielberg: [holding an Oscar] Really? Well, my friend here thinks it's fine the way it is.
Austin Powers: Well, no offense, Sir Stevie, but you gotta have mojo babe, yeah. Hit it.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil: Quid pro-quo, Mr. Powers.
Austin Powers: Yes, squid pro row.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil: Lower the globe.
Frau Farbissina: LOWER THE GLOBE!
Dr. Evil: [globe lands on, and gets stuck on, his head] OW! Ow!
Goldmember: Scheisse!
Dr. Evil: Well, congratulations, numbnuts! You've succeeded in turnin' me into a frickin' jack-in-the-box! Get it off. Get it off! It's

dark, it's dark!

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil: [rapping] I don't know how to be, no crib on MTV, God only knows, got my Mini-Me in the GP, see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name? D to the rizzo, E to the vizzo, I to the lizzo. I'm a crazy motherfucker, y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's with that? So I'll make a prophecy from the dogs to the Mini-Me.

Give me an Escalade, a two-way, bling-bling on eBay. DOMINO, motherfucker!

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Fat Bastard: Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Austin Powers: I am a sexy beast.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Fat Bastard: [moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dixie Normous: Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous. I may be just a small-town FBI agent slash single mother, but I'm still tough... and sexy.
Famous Austin: Well, Miss Normous... shall we shag now, or shag later?

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Nigel Powers: So, little fella, I'm curious. Is everything in proportion?
Mini-Me: [Mini-Me nods unsure]
Nigel Powers: You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look.
Mini-Me: [Mini-Me unzips his pants]
Nigel

Powers: My lord! You're a tripod. What you been feeding that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!
Mini-Me: [Mini-Me nods, smiling]

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil: Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future. And the best part of this plan is... no one can stop me. Not even... Austin Powers.
[all laugh maliciously]
Austin Powers: Not so fast. You're surrounded, Doctor Evil.
Dr. Evil: Shit.

Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil: All right, it's getting crowded in here. Everyone out. Everyone out. C'mon.
[everyone starts to leave]
Dr. Evil: Not you, Scotty. Not you, Number 2. Not you, Frau. Not you, Goldmember. Not you, guys back there. Not you, henchman holding wrench. Not you, henchman arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something.

[Scott and Dr. Evil look at Mini-Me]
Dr. Evil: Ohh, this is uncomfortable.
Goldmember: Heheheh, the tiny one can't take a hint. Heheheheh. He doesn't understand he's small.