Ant-Man and the Wasp Quotes

Cassie: Why can't you just leave my daddy alone?
Jimmy Woo: Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16,

Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government... he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or

any related statutes. Ok, sweetie?
Scott Lang: Wow, you're really great with kids.
Jimmy Woo: Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.

Hope van Dyne: [fights Ghost in her Wasp suit, though Ghost disappears; over the comm] Dad, are you seeing this?
Dr. Hank Pym: [watching Hope on the monitor with Scott] Hope, get out of there?
Ava: [reappears and flips Wasp onto a table]
Scott Lang: I gotta do something!
[goes to leave]

Dr. Hank Pym: Wait!
[takes out a miniature Ant-Man suit for Scott]
Dr. Hank Pym: He's still a work in progress.

Luis: Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morning.
Dave: Down to the undercarriage, baby.
Luis: You sprung for the undercarriage wash?
Dave: Well, you said get the works.
Luis: That's a scam, Bro. We live in California, not Minnesota!
Sonny Burch: He's

right. The undercarriage wash. That's for cleaning off road salt. Laid out in all those snow-laden sister states.
Luis: Who are you and why do you know so much about car wash protocol?

Maggie: Cassie, let the man get by.
Cassie: But Daddy's super sick!
Jimmy Woo: I'll see about that.
Cassie: He says he doesn't want anyone else to get sick.
Jimmy Woo: Well, I'll take my chances, sweetie.
Cassie: He barfed. Like, a lot.
Jimmy

Woo: Young lady, I'm a federal agent. I've seen worse things than vomit. Like, 'a lot' a lot?

Sonny Burch: Where... is Scott Lang?
Luis: Well, see, that's complicated. 'Cause when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I'm not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, "Damn, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?" And he's like, "Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her forever, but

now, I'm all alone!" And I was like, "Damn, homie, you gotta chin up. 'Cause you'll find a new partner. But you know what? I'm Luis." And he says, "You know what? I'm Scotty. And we're gonna be best friends."

Cassie: There! It's the microtreasure!
Scott Lang: My trophy?
Cassie: It looks like treasure.
Scott Lang: Oh, it is to me.
Cassie: I wanna take it to show and tell.
Scott Lang: Oh, you can't do that. Can't. It never leaves the house. It's too important. This is

the best birthday present you ever got me. I'm so touched you think I'm the 'World's Greatest Grandma.'"
Cassie: It was the only one they had.
Scott Lang: Makes me wanna knit you a sweater.