Andy Kaufman
Andy Kaufman

If I was going to be a little boy about it, I'd go into hiding for one or two years. But if I was going to be a man about it, it'd be 20 or 30 years.

Andy Kaufman
Andy Kaufman

I just want the audience to have a wonderful, happy feeling inside them and leave with big smiles on their faces.

Andy Kaufman
Andy Kaufman

My parents would say, 'Why don't you go out and play?' and I would say, 'I can't! I'm putting on my shows!'

Andy Kaufman
Andy Kaufman

I thought Doodyville was inside of the television. You know, like, if television was this box - and if I went inside the box that was a television, I'd be in Doodyville.

Andy Kaufman
Andy Kaufman

I would like to do the Elvis Presley.