If I was going to be a little boy about it, I'd go into hiding for one or two years. But if I was going to be a man about it, it'd be 20 or 30 years.
Andy Kaufman
I just want the audience to have a wonderful, happy feeling inside them and leave with big smiles on their faces.
Andy Kaufman
My parents would say, 'Why don't you go out and play?' and I would say, 'I can't! I'm putting on my shows!'
Andy Kaufman
I thought Doodyville was inside of the television. You know, like, if television was this box - and if I went inside the box that was a television, I'd be in Doodyville.