Stan Smith: We need to have a talk about point of view. Every villain is the hero of his own cinnamon apple monkey toaster.
Stan Smith: No-one needs America's Help, until they need it!
Roger the Alien: You poached my Bear!
Stan Smith: Son if you ever want to crawl your way out of this Geek Swamp, you're going to have to log some Face Time with the Cool Kids.
Francine Smith: Here's your endpiece, don't forget to chew!
Roger the Alien: Do not fear me, pretty one, though my outward appearance may repulse thee I assure you my intentions are most pure.
Collector Alien 1: Hubbub! Hubbub!
Collector Alien 2: Peas and Carrots! Peas and Carrots!
Roger the Alien: [can't roll an oreo from his navel into his mouth] Dammit!
Dr Lizzy: You're caught in what I call the Western Pharmacycle. Doctors give people with diseases cures that give them other diseases. It's a great business model, if you're the Devil.
Roger the Alien: Have you read The Tipping Point? I haven't. Perhaps it applies.
Roger the Alien: Tam, I gotta go, the Boss is being a real Catch you Next Tuesday...
Stan Smith: I want you to come home, Francine, Greg won't stop being snarky!
Steve Smith: I don't know, friends with Half-Turtles when there are Full-Turtles?
Stan Smith: [to Sexpun T'come] I'm going over to the Juice Bar. You wouldn't like it, it's not about reliving childhood trauma it's all positive and about Juice.
Hayley Smith: I just can't flunk out of Social Studies, I just can't!
Klaus: Why not? I think you'd make a great Pharmaceuticals sales rep...
Sign: American Eurodisney, the most confusing place on Earth!
Stan Smith: [to a fat kid] God I want to hit you!
Kevin: Ice-T! I have to say, "Cop Killer" is absolutely my favorite song. It got me through Boarding School!
Stan Smith: Klaus, just be glad you're alone with no family.
Head Crow Guy: This is so frustrating! I'm starting to question if there even is a Crow God!
