Klaus: Say that in mein bowl!
Hayley Smith: I think we all knew it would end this way.
[Giant mutant Klaus rears over the horizon]
Gay Neighbour: Women don't ask for much, do they?
Stan Smith: No, just don't pee in the shower on her birthday, and you're good to go.
Sushi Restaurant Owner's Son: [Hiding in Air Vent] This is the perfect place to learn my Father's Secret...
Sushi Restaurant Owner: Whenever the Cucumber Shipment is late, I like to look at this photo of my Son's Mother. She was the love of my life, and an amazing Prostitute.
Klaus: Welcome to the water jungle baby!
Barry Robinson: Girl shoulders!
Stan Smith: [CIA awards] But I wouldn't be here if it weren't for my gym teacher Mr Raglan, who taught me everything I know about seduction!
Stan Smith: Paperclips? Paperclops? Popperclops! Pops that Clop your Poppers!
Collector Alien 1: We're going to have to change the name of the Blorpher, I feel stupid saying Blorph all the time.
Collector Alien 2: You will have to take that up with the inventor of the Blorph, Dr. Blorphy McBlorph-blorph!
Steve Smith: Flap Flap a-zap-zap!
Stan Smith: [to George W Bush] Is it true that you can make Tony Blair do anything you want? Like if you said he had to eat a bug, he'd eat it even if it had lots of legs?
Stan Smith: These rocks will make a fine raft!
Camera Guy: No-one's more Unincluded than the Camera Guy.
Avery Bullock: I had some Gay experiences at Boarding School. Nothing fancy, just some night poundings.
Roger the Alien: Floor Spaghetti!
Francine Smith: Floor Spaghetti?
Roger the Alien: [Floor Spaghetti] Floor Spaghetti.
Stan Smith: It's High School, Steve, it doesn't matter.
Steve Smith: You said that last time, when's it start to matter?
Stan Smith: Never.
Klaus: Am I early for Book Club?
Roger the Alien: No! You're late! And that's two weeks in a row! You're out!
Klaus: I didn't read it anyway...
Stan Smith: [Gatecrashing Heaven] We're Mormons! We were born dead!
Roger the Alien: In a Time of Chimpanzees I was a Monkey!
Stan Smith: What?
Roger the Alien: Can a Brother get a "Run Roger!"? Damn it! Got to be all self-runnin' and whatnot...
