Roger the Alien: [after a hallucinogenic meal] I just don't have the words for it. Schmooblydong. Is that a word?
Klaus: There's an old German saying: "Don't blame the fish!" There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...
Roger the Alien: Don't cry... in front of the fish.
Klaus: Francine! I can see your Schmootzplatschen!
Roger the Alien: Oh, Staniel!
Roger the Alien: Oh, Franiel!
Roger the Alien: [Steve has an electric guitar. Roger has an Octopus, an abacus and a hairdryer] Your thing looks more interesting
[throws his stuff away]
Klaus: You don't know why the Americans and the Germans were fighting in World War 2? Nobody knows...
Football Legend: Stan, I thought the CIA was done with me! I still have the headaches and the nightmares! What happened in Munich? Who did I kill?
Stan Smith: No, I'm not here about that. It's my kid's birthday!
[repeated line]
Stan Smith: OOH!
Barry Robinson: Why are you talking like that?
Snot Lonstein: Tooooo muuuuuuuchhh Zooooooolooooooftttt aaaaaandd Iiiiiiiiii'mmmmmm stiiiiiiillll soooooo saaaaaaadd...
Klaus: Has anybody noticed we're watching Gay Porn?
Frat Dude: Maybe it's only Gay at the beginning! I say we keep watching!
Stan Smith: You brought Fat into our house!
Steve Smith: Why are you always so mean to me?
Avery Bullock: I ENVY YOUR YOUTH!
Klaus: You don't know the Story of the Fraulein and the Little Person?
Klaus: You don't know the Story of the Hawk and the Schnauser?
Roger the Alien: What is this and how can I replace my Blood with it?
Nebraska Kid: Ooh! I love babies! Jesus was a Baby!
Stan Smith: Yes, he was also a murder victim.
Steve Smith: I think I'll hit the sack. And then I'll go to bed.
Klaus: If they cut your head off, try to blink your eyes for as long as possible. I have a theory to test...
Steve Smith: Jeez Klaus, how can you be so terrible?
Klaus: I'm German! It's what we do.
