Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Walrus: The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things / Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings / And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings / Calloo, Callay, come run away / With the cabbages and kings.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Dormouse: Twinkle twinkle, little bat / How I wonder what you're at? / Up above the world you fly / Like a tea tray in the sky.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Alice: Well, when one's lost, I suppose it's good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you. But who'd ever think to look for me here?
[sigh]
Alice: Good advice. If I listened earlier, I wouldn't be here. But that's just the trouble with me. I give myself very good advice.
[sings]
Alice: But I very seldom

follow it. That explains the trouble that I'm always in. Be patient, is very good advice, but the waiting makes me curious. And I'd love the change. Should something strange begin?
[begins to cry]
Alice: Well... I went along my merry way, and I never stopped to reason. I should've known there'd be a price to pay, someday... Someday... I give myself very good advice,

but I very seldom follow it!
[cries harder]
Alice: Will I ever learn to do the things I should?
[continues crying]

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

The Red Queen: You're right, Stayne. It is far better to be feared than loved.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Alice Kingsley: Lost my muchness, have I?

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

White Rabbit: Well. If it isn't the *wrong* Alice.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Alice Kingsley: Enough chatter.
[Chops off Jabberwocky's tongue. The White Queen looks like she's going to puke]

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Alice Kingsley: It's only a dream...

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Caterpillar: Recite.
Alice: Oh. Yes sir. How doth the little busy bee improve each...
Caterpillar: Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes

little fishes in with gently smiling jaws.
Alice: Well, I must say, I've never heard it that way before.
Caterpillar: I know. I have improoooved it.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Caterpillar: By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. One side will make you grow taller...
Alice: One side of what?
Caterpillar: ...and the other side will make you grow shorter.
Alice: The other side of what?
Caterpillar: THE MUSHROOM, OF COURSE!

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Alice: In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.
The Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

The Mad Hatter: I'm investigating things that begin with the letter M.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

The Red Queen: Someone has stolen three of my tarts!

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

White Queen: You're a little taller than I thought you'd be.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Dormouse: I'm right behind you.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Um forced herself on me. I told her my heart belongs to you-she's obsessed with me.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Alice Kingsley: Off with your head.

Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland

Alice Kingsley: Aunt Imogene, I think I'm going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat.
Aunt Imogene: Can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now. I'm waiting for my fiance.
Alice Kingsley: You have a fiance?
Aunt Imogene: Hmm.
Alice Kingsley: [sees White Rabbit again] There! Did

you see it?
Aunt Imogene: [ignores] He's a prince. But alas, he cannot marry me unless he renounces his throne. It's tragic, isn't it?
Alice Kingsley: Very.