A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

William: You favour cathedrals.
Jocelyn: I come for confession. And the glass... a riot of color in a dreary, grey world.

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

Adhemar: Why didn't Ulrich finish him?
Jocelyn: He shows mercy.
Adhemar: Then he shows his weakness - that is all mercy is.

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

Chaucer: A bit higher. More toward the heavens.
Kate: The moon at least. Her breasts aren't that impressive.

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

Wat: All right, I'm about this fonging close mate! I swear to God, Quaisimodo! I oughta...

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

Adhemar: Your armor, sir.
William: What about it?
Adhemar: How stylish of you to joust in an antique. You'll start a new fashion if you win. My grandfather will be able to wear his in public again, and a shield, how quaint.
[William rides off]
Adhemar: Some of these poor country knights, little better

then peasants.

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A Knight's Tale

Jocelyn: I demand poetry, and when I want it, and I want it now.
William: Your breasts... they're beneath your throat.

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A Knight's Tale

William: For that I say my rosary to her and no-one else.
Wat: Will, that's blasphemy.

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

Chaucer: Yes, Master Falhurst, I'm well aware a good fawning is on the way.

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

William: Where will we live? In my hovel? With the pigs inside during the winter so they won't freeze?
Jocelyn: Yes, William. With the pigs.

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A Knight's Tale

Young William Thacher: Someday, I'll be a knight.

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

Germaine: But this Lichtenstein... his technique, rudimentary... style, non-existent. Still, he's fearless.

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

Chaucer: Look, I have a gambling problem. I can't help myself. And these people will - quite literally - take off clothes of your back.
William: What are you expecting us to do about it?
Peter The Pardoner of Rouen: He assured us that you, his liege, would pay us.
William: And who are you?
Peter

The Pardoner of Rouen: Peter, a humble pardoner and purveyor of religious relics.
William: How much does he owe you?
Simon The Summoner of Rouen: Ten gold florins.
William: What would you do to him, if I was to refuse?
Simon The Summoner of Rouen: We, on behalf of the Lord God, would take him

of his flesh, so that he may understand that gambling is a sin.

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A Knight's Tale

Adhemar: And you are?
William: Well, I am, um.
Adhemar: You've forgotten, or your name is Sir Um?
William: Ulrich von Lichtenstein from Gelderland.
Adhemar: Well, I'd forget as well, what a mouthful.

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A Knight's Tale

William: I'll ride in his place.
Roland: What's your name, William? I'm asking you William Thatcher, to answer me with your name? It's not Sir William. It's not Count, or Duke or Earl William. It's certainly not King William.
William: I'm aware of that.
Roland: You have to be of noble birth to compete!

William: A detail. The landscape is food. Do you want to eat or don't you?
Roland: If the nobles find out who you are there'll be the devil to pay.
William: Then pray that they don't.

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A Knight's Tale

Adhemar: You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. Come back when you're worthy.

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

Wat: We're English, Geoff! We know who he is!

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A Knight's Tale

Jocelyn: Even the peasants can marry for love.

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A Knight's Tale

Chaucer: Oh my giddy aunt.

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A Knight's Tale

Germaine: My Lord, the Count Adehmar, Son of Phillip DeVitry, son of Gilles... er... Master of the Free Companies, defender of his enormous manhood, a shining example of chivalry and champagne.

A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

[first lines]
William: Should we help him?