A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale

Jocelyn: Your name makes no matter to me, so long as I may call you my own.
William: Oh, but I am your own, Jocelyn.

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A Knight's Tale

Jocelyn: Sir Ulrick. What are you wearing to the ball tonight?
William: Er... nothing...
Jocelyn: Well, we shall cause a sensation, for I'll dress to match.
William: [annoyed] Don't you ever get tired of putting on clothes?
Chaucer: [whispers] I believe she was talking about taking them

off, sir.
Jocelyn: A flower is only as good as its petals. Don't you think?
William: A flower is good for nothing. You can't eat a flower, a flower can't keep you warm...
Jocelyn: And a rose never knocked a man off a horse either, did it?
William: You're just a silly girl aren't you.

Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower, than a silly boy with a horse and a stick...
[she walks away]
Wat: It's called a lance. Heellooo?

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A Knight's Tale

William: Your name lady, I still need to hear it.
Jocelyn: Sir hunter, you persist.
William: Or perhaps angels have no names, only beautiful faces.

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A Knight's Tale

John Thatcher: Change your stars and live a better life than I have.

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A Knight's Tale

Wat: I don't understand women.
Chaucer: Nor do I. But they understand us. Well, maybe not you.

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A Knight's Tale

Wat: Say something about her breasts.
Roland: Yeah, you miss her breasts.
William: Her breasts.
Chaucer: Ye... yes, you... you could, umm... umm... but I... I would tend to look above her breasts, William.
William: Well I... I miss her throat.
Chaucer: Uh, still

higher really, toward the heavens.
Kate: The moon at least, her breasts were not that impressive.

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A Knight's Tale

William: Leave, Roland. Let them have me.
Roland: God love you, William. So do I.

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A Knight's Tale

Wat: What do you mean, dead?
Roland: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?

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A Knight's Tale

Old Bishop: [after William rides into the cathedral on a horse to woo Jocelyn] Ladies! Does this not shock you?
Jocelyn: [feigning sadness] I only laugh to keep from weeping.
Old Bishop: I know, child. Pray that the years come quickly for you, taking your beauty so that you may better serve Him.
Jocelyn: I do,

every day.
[raises hands to face]
Jocelyn: God, why did you curse me with this face?
Old Bishop: God has a plan we know not.
[offers hand to Jocelyn to kiss]
Jocelyn: [goes to kiss hand, but instead admires a costly ring on his finger] Oh, that is lovely...

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A Knight's Tale

Prince Edward: If I may repay the kindness you once showed me. Take a knee...

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A Knight's Tale

Young William Thacher: Some day, I'll be a knight.
Man in Stocks: A Thachers son? A knight? You might as well try to change the stars!
Young William Thacher: Can it be done father? Can a man change the stars?
John Thatcher: Yes William. If he believes enough, a man can do anything.

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A Knight's Tale

Jocelyn: Damn your pride, William. It is you, and only you, that will not see you run.
William: My pride is the only thing that they can't take from me.
Jocelyn: They can take it away from you; they can, and they will. Oh, they will. But love they cannot take.

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A Knight's Tale

William: I'm Ulrich von Leichtenstein, from Guilderland, and these are my faithful squires.
[gestures to Roland]
William: Delves, of Dogington,
[gestures to Wat]
William: and Falhurst, of Crew.
Chaucer: I'm Richard the Lionheart. Pleased to meet you. No, wait a minute, I'm Charlemagne. No, I'm

Saint John the Baptist!
[William draws a large knife]
William: All right, hold your tongue sir, or lose it.
Chaucer: Now you see *that* I do believe, Sir Ulrich.

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A Knight's Tale

Chaucer: Are you mad? You knowingly endanger a member of the royal family?
William: He knowingly endangers himself.

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A Knight's Tale

Roland: What are you doing?
William: Losing.
Roland: I don't understand!
William: Neither do I.

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A Knight's Tale

Adhemar: And how would you beat him?
Retired Knight: With a stick. While he slept. But on a horse, with a lance? That man is unbeatable.

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A Knight's Tale

[final lines]
Chaucer: All human activity lies within the artist's scope.
[looks at Wat, pauses]
Chaucer: Maybe not yours...

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A Knight's Tale

William: [on asking Kate to mend his armour] It's just as well, they told me I was daft for even asking.
Kate: Who?
William: The other armourers.
Kate: Did they say I couldn't do it because I'm a woman?
William: No, they said you were great with horseshoes, but shite with armour. The

fact that you were a woman wasn't even mentioned.

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A Knight's Tale

[trying to convince the squires to bet that William will win, when they believe the French knight will win]
French Squire: An Englishman will not win this French tournament. English legs are unsteady on French soil.
French Squire: And because French wine is too much for English bellies.
French Squire: And most importantly,

because the Pope himself is French.
Roland: [finally gives in] Well, the Pope may be French, but Jesus is bloody English! You're on!

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A Knight's Tale

William: It's not in me to withdraw.
Prince Edward: No. Nor me. Though it happens.