21 Jump Street
21 Jump Street

Mr. Walters: You shot me in the dick. Oh, my god! It definitely came out my asshole.
Schmidt, Jenko: Yes. You are under arrest, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do

you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Fuck you, bitch!
Schmidt: Yes, yes, We did it, man.
Jenko: God, I feel so good.

21 Jump Street
21 Jump Street

[Schmidt and Jenko are flipping their guns in the air, catching them and aiming at each other]
Schmidt: Yours isn't loaded, right?
Jenko: Huh?
Schmidt: We're supposed to unload 'em first, right?
Jenko: Nah, that's no fun. Come on.

21 Jump Street
21 Jump Street

Schmidt: Is it me?

21 Jump Street
21 Jump Street

[first lines]
Schmidt: Hey, Melodie.