Mister Zitate

Of course, it goes without saying that every candidate must be progressive, fearless, vigorous, and liberal; invincible in victory and invisible in defeat, awake to the needs of the people whether they know what they know what they need or not. You should also come from a good family, because while breeding isn’t everything, it is said to be lots of fun. George Burns — that’s Mister Allen

— was saying the other day that to be President of the United States you also have to have brains, integrity, ability and intelligence, but I think he was just trying to talk me into it.

Carbon dioxide, Mister Speaker, is a natural byproduct of nature. Carbon dioxide is natural. It occurs in Earth. It is a part of the regular lifecycle of Earth. In fact, life on planet Earth can't even exist without carbon dioxide. So necessary is it to human life, to animal life, to plant life, to the oceans, to the vegetation that's on the Earth, to the, to the fowl that — that flies in the

air, we need to have carbon dioxide as part of the fundamental lifecycle of Earth…There isn't one such study because carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas, it is a harmless gas. Carbon dioxide is natural. It is not harmful. It is part of Earth's life cycle…And yet we're being told that we have to reduce this natural substance and reduce the American standard of living to create an arbitrary

reduction in something that is naturally occuring in the earth.

"Wenn Sie fertig sind, geben Sie Mister Jackson eine Infusion. Und dann kriegt er eine Magenspülung. Seit zwei Jahren hat er ein offenes Magengeschwür."
"Darüber freuen Sie sich?"
"Das ist vielleicht der Grund, weshalb er noch lebt. Nur verwunderlich, dass unser kleiner Freund hier so normal ist."
"Hoffentlich ändert sich das nicht."
"Hoffentlich müssen wir das

nicht ändern."