Boss Zitate

I had to perform in Béziers, In France, in a huge arena where they normally hold bullfights. There where a bunch of important people there, I was not that famous yet, so alot was riding on this performance, but the vibe was amazing. So a few songs into the set I yelled very enthusiastically ‘J’adore Béziers” Unfortunatly my French speech is not perfect so it sounded as J'adore baiser! The

public did not respond, so I thought, with the wind they probably did not understand it clearly, so alot louder I yelled J'ADORE BAISER!!!! And then a deadly silence. Afterwords someone asked me, ‘doe joe know vot you ave just told all of France?’ Sure, I told’em I love’em…. euh not really…man I was dying! But the boss from the French record label said, don’t worry about it, they

thought u where amazing, we will sell alot of records here.

"Janey, heute habe ich gekündigt. Und dann hab ich zu meinem Boss gesagt, er soll sich ins Knie ficken und ihn um fast 60.000 Dollar erpresst."
"Dein Vater scheint zu glauben, dass man auf solch ein Verhalten unheimlich stolz sein kann."
"Deine Mutter findet es besser, wenn ich durchs Leben gehe wie ein scheiß Gefangener, während sie meinen Schwanz in einem Einmachglas unter der

Spüle aufbewahrt."