Il était mon héros.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
gray hair is gods graffiti
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
