up* Quotes

Ted: So, who are we picking up?
Barney: I dunno... her? Or maybe her...
Ted: Wait, so when you said we were going to pick someone up at the airport, you meant we were going to *pick someone up* at the airport?
Barney: Yeah...
Ted: You're kidding!
Barney: False!

Dick Kelly: You're like some sort of cock blocking terminator sent back from the future to cock block humans.
Jason Kelly: [Sarcastic hand gestures] Ah, got ya.
Dick Kelly: The robots should've sent you instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, you could've cock blocked John Conners' parents and he never would've been born.

Jason Kelly: *Shut up Grandpa. Shut up*