Fight Club
Fight Club

Narrator: I've found a new one. For men *only*. Marla Singer: Oh, is it a testicle thing?

Fight Club
Fight Club

Narrator: I've found a new one. For men *only*. Marla Singer: Oh, is it a testicle thing?

Deadpool
Deadpool

Wade Wilson: Here's what I'm actually gonna do? I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, and then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole.
Weasel: I don't want to see that or think of it again. But the douchebag does think your dead, right?
Wade Wilson: Yeah.

Weasel: That's good. You should keep it that way.
Wade Wilson: What, like, wear a mask?
Weasel: Yes. A very thick mask. All the time. I am sorry... you are haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares.
Wade Wilson: Like a testicle with teeth.
Weasel: You will die alone. I mean, if you

could die. Ideally, for others' sake.

Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

Morty: Here's what I think of your Crystals, Rick!
[throws the rest of the Khalaxian Crystals outside, and the Testicle Monsters get them]
Rick: Oh Morty, you idiot! Does anyone have any more K-Lax?

10 Things I Hate About You
10 Things I Hate About You

Ms. Perky: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat Stratford: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford: I

still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

[Ace sees Lieutenant Einhorn approaching]
Ace Ventura: Holy testicle Tuesday.
Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here?
Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

Anger Management
Anger Management

Dr. Buddy Rydell: She said she was going out with a friend named Andrea.
Dave Buznik: She doesn't have a friend named Andrea. Did she say Andrew?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Oh, ah, yes Andrew... the testicle with legs.

EuroTrip
EuroTrip

Madame Vandersexxx: Administer the testicle clamps!

EuroTrip
EuroTrip

Madame Vandersexxx: [Screams] On, on, VANDERSEXXX!
[the sexy ladies leave while the room is transformed into a BDSM lair and Madame is revealed as a domanitrix]
Madame Vandersexxx: Hans, Gruber!
[Hans and Gruber, Madame's goons, step into the room]
Cooper: [nervously] Hi. So, are the girls coming back?

Madame Vandersexxx: Administer the testicle clamps!
Cooper: [grows fearful; Cooper's jeans are ripped off] Huh? What? Hey!
[the boys prepare to torture Cooper as Madame smiles and watches]
Cooper: [panics as he pulls out the paper with the "safe word", but mispronounces it] Safe word! What is that? That's not a word! That's a

- "Fluggen-kliggin-kien"?

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

Cartman: Hey Stan, tell them about the part where Terrence calls Phillip a testicle shitting rectal wart.