nigga Quotes

Smart Tech Customer: Wait, wait, wait, last thing, last thing. I'm also gonna need that extended warranty on it for the price of... on the house. Hmm?
Jay: That I can't do...
Smart Tech Customer: Now, don't be a negro, be my nigga. Help me out.
Jay: Whoa, whoa, whoa... I ain't nobody's nigga.

Smart Tech Customer: Well, you somebody's nigga, wearin this nigga tie.
Jay: Now you're being condescending, see? You've been warned, 'aight? Now, let's move forward amicably.
Smart Tech Customer: Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna

take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale.
Jay: Okay, see... see, now you found yourself a nigga. You was lookin' for a nigga? Nigga here now!

Alonzo: [after forcefully pressing a pen down Blue's throat causing him to vomit the narcotics he was hiding in his stomach] What's that?
Blue: Motherfucking crack, man.
Alonzo: That's right, Jimmy Crack Corn. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Oh, you're federally fucked now. You got crack... and a gun. You know with your record you can get 10 years

per bullet? Now you gon' gimme a name.
[removes bullet]
Alonzo: That's 10 right there.
Blue: Come on, man. You know I ain't no snitch, man.
Alonzo: I know you ain't no snitch. Gimme a name.
[removes bullet]
Alonzo: That's 20.
Blue: Fuck!

Alonzo: Gimme a name.
[removes bullet]
Alonzo: That's 30 years. You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?
[removes bullet]
Blue: He in the county!
Alonzo: Who?
Blue: Nigga named Sandman. That's all the fuck I know,man! Shit!
Alonzo: See how easy

that was?
[removes bullet]
Blue: I'm sick of this shit, man.
Alonzo: You wanna collect the evidence?
Jake: Fuck that.
Alonzo: My nigga.

Alpa Chino: And why am I in this movie? Maybe it's because I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in here for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee!
Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.
Alpa Chino: I just wanted to thrown another shrimp on your barbie!

Kirk Lazarus: That shit ain't funny.
Kevin Sandusky: Hey, fellas... it's hot! We're tired! It stinks!
Alpa Chino: I ain't fuckin' with you, Kangaroo Jack. I'm sorry the dingo ate your baby!
Kirk Lazarus: You know that's a true story? Lady lost a kid. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines.

Kevin Sandusky: Guys, relax!
Alpa Chino: You know what? Fuck that, man! I'm sick of this koala-huntin' nigga tellin' me-
[is cut off as Lazarus slaps him; goes to punch back]
Kirk Lazarus: [blocking the punch and pulling Alpa into an embrace] For four hundred years, that word has kept us down.
Alpa

Chino: What the fuck?
Kirk Lazarus: Took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby...
Alpa Chino: [pulling away] That's the theme song to The Jeffersons. Man, you really need help.
Kirk Lazarus: Just because it's a

theme song don't mean it's not true.

Ordell Robbie: My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in

there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?

Cockatoo Bartender: What's your drink brother?
Ordell Robbie: Let me have a screwdriver homes.
Cockatoo Bartender: And what about you?
Jackie Brown: Oh, I'm fine.
Cockatoo Bartender: Yes you are
[they all laugh, the bartender leaves]
Ordell Robbie: Damn, I

bet you come in here on a Saturday night, you need nigga repellent to keep them motherfuckers off your ass.
Jackie Brown: Oh, I do okay.
Ordell Robbie: Bull shit, Jackie. You a fine motherfucker. I bet chu do a damn sight better than okay.