Scary Movie
Scary Movie

Cindy's Dad: Oh you are my little girl, I love you so much that I left you a little something in the coffee can. But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. Now, what are you going to cut it with?
Cindy Campbell: Um... baking...
Cindy's Dad: Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins

growing out of their noses.
Cindy's Dad: You love that joke, honey. You've loved it since you were two years old.

Charlie's Angels
Charlie's Angels

[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley: What do you call this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.