Al Purdy
Al Purdy

'A collected poems' is either a gravestone or a testimonial to survival.

Damon Lindelof
Damon Lindelof

My gravestone will say, 'Here Lies Damon Lindelof - Or Does He?'

Frances McDormand
Frances McDormand

I will go to my grave being known as Marge Gunderson. It'll be on my gravestone if I have one. I don't mind that, because it was a great character.

Gary Vaynerchuk
Gary Vaynerchuk

It's about stories. If I can tell the story to America, whether it's Riesling or a boxer from Harlem, it will sell. I know on my gravestone it's going to be, 'Storyteller.'

Patrick Stump
Patrick Stump

Steven Tyler isn't in Aerosmith anymore, but his gravestone will probably say something about Aerosmith.

Back to the Future Part III
Back to the Future Part III

Marty McFly: [reading the gravestone of Doc's future self] "Erected in eternal memory by his beloved Clara."
Marty McFly: [he turns to face Doc, inadvertently standing on the grave] Who the hell is Clara?
Young Doc: [shouts] Marty, please, don't stand there!

Back to the Future Part III
Back to the Future Part III

[reading his own gravestone in 1955]
Young Doc: "Shot in the back by Buford Tannen, over a matter of eighty dollars"? What kind of a future do you call that?

That '70s Show
That '70s Show

Steven Hyde: [hiding behind gravestone pretending to be Eric's dead grandmother] Why did you kill me, Eric? I can never forgive you!

The Punisher
The Punisher

John Saint: [via cell phone] Pop, you're not going to believe this.
Howard Saint: Oh, I think I might.
[discovering Frank Castle's discarded gravestone on the golf course]