Bradley Chicho
Bradley Chicho

Declare this smite time, extracting precious gems and wholly hours you share to fruitcake a friend so dear.

Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

My favorite part was when my grandfather and I would make a special trip to Firpo's Bakery for red and green Christmas cookies and fruitcake studded with the sweetest cherries I've ever tasted. Usually Firpo's was too expensive for our slim budget, but Christmas mornings they gave a discount to any children who came in.

Mike Leach
Mike Leach

There's a reason they only serve fruitcake once a year, because it's awful. There's a reason they only serve mint julep's once a year, because they're awful. And there's a reason they only serve candy corn once a year, because it's awful.

A Nightmare on Elm Street
A Nightmare on Elm Street

Rod Lane: Don't look at me like I'm some fuckin' fruitcake or something! I'm warning you!

On the Waterfront
On the Waterfront

Edie: Isn't everybody a part of everybody else?
Terry: Boy, what a fruitcake you are!

Any Given Sunday
Any Given Sunday

Tony D'Amato: "It's TV, it changed everything, changed the way we think forever. I mean the first time they stopped the game to cut away to some fucking commercial that was the end of it. Because it was our concentration that mattered, not theirs, not some fruitcake selling cereal."