The Departed
The Departed

[Brown is telling Billy why he signed up for the police while jogging for a police training exercise]
Brown: So she tells me, "You never finish anything. You finish the police course, you get taken care of again, baby." So after graduation, I get a blowjob again.
Billy Costigan: That's great. Your mother sounds like a wonderful woman.

Brown: Fuck yourself.
Billy Costigan: Look at it this way: You're a black guy in Boston. You don't need any help from me to be completely fucked.

The Wolf of Wall Street
The Wolf of Wall Street

Jordan Belfort: [dubious] S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks.
Dwayne: If you sell $10,000 worth of this stock, I will personally give you a blowjob for free
[Jordan laughs]
Dwayne: ... and I hope it happens.
[both laugh]

A Few Good Men
A Few Good Men

Col. Jessup: [during lunch in Cuba with Markinson, Kaffee, Galloway, Weinberg, Kendrick present] There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by.

Monster
Monster

Aileen: [recalling when she was about to kill herself] So, I was gonna do it, and the only reason I didn't was a 5 dollar bill, I knew I'd probably given some asshole a blowjob for it, so, it really started to piss me off that if I killed myself without spending it, well then I basically sucked him up for free!

Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam

Adrian Cronauer: [to Sergeant Major Dickerson] You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Good Morning, Vietnam
Good Morning, Vietnam

General Taylor: Woah, Dick, put the brakes on. I wanted to wait until airman left to talk with you. Dick, I'm transferring you.
Sgt. Major Dickerson: Transferring me? Where to sir?
General Taylor: You're going to Guam.
Sgt. Major Dickerson: Guam sir? There's nothing going on in Guam. Why Guam?

General Taylor: Dick, I've covered for you a lot of times cause I thought you were a little crazy. But you're not crazy, you're mean. And this is just radio.
[goes to the elevator and laughs]
General Taylor: "More dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." That's funny.

Nymphomaniac: Vol. I
Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

Young Joe: I understand now.
Married Man on Train: What is it you understand?
Young Joe: Why you didn't have sex with us.
Married Man on Train: It wasn't because I didn't want to.
Young Joe: [Joe smiles and grabs his dick] Wow. It's so big, isn't it.
Married Man on

Train: I'm begging you. Don't. Please don't.
Young Joe: You've been as horny as hell. But you wouldn't give up your load.
Married Man on Train: [Joe starts to give the man a blowjob] Ah, fuck! Oh, you're very good at this! Take it to your throat.
Married Man on Train: [the other passengers look the man in a huge

shock] Um, Joe? Stop, they're looking at us.
Young Joe: I don't care. I want you to cum at my face.
Married Man on Train: I'm gonna cum at your face! Oh god!
Young Joe: [He cums at Joe's face] Yes! You're amazing!
Conductor: You! Stop right there!
Married Man on Train: You better

run.
Young Joe: Well, I could offer him a blowjob too.

Nymphomaniac: Vol. I
Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

Young Joe: I understand now.
Young Lad 2 on Train: What is it you understand?
Young Joe: Why you didn't have sex with us.
Young Lad 2 on Train: It wasn't because I didn't want to.
Young Joe: [Joe smiles and grabs his dick] Wow. It's so big, isn't it.
Young Lad 2 on

Train: I'm begging you. Don't. Please don't.
Young Joe: You've been as horny as hell. But you wouldn't give up your load.
Young Lad 2 on Train: [Joe starts to give the man a blowjob] Ah, fuck! Oh, you're very good at this! Take it to your throat.
Young Lad 2 on Train: [the other passengers look the man in a huge

shock] Um, Joe? Stop, they're looking at us.
Young Joe: I don't care. I want you to cum at my face.
Young Lad 2 on Train: I'm gonna cum at your face! Oh god!
Young Joe: [He cums at Joe's face] Yes! You're amazing!
Conductor: You! Stop right there!
Young Lad 2 on Train: You better

run.
Young Joe: Well, I could offer him a blowjob too.