balisong Quotes

[Newt enters Hannibal Chau's secret lab, where workers are busy dissecting and examining Kaiju body parts. He is astonished by the amount of kaiju parts in perfect condition]
Dr. Newton Geiszler: Oh, my God! Oh, my God, this place is heaven! That's a - that's a lymph gland from a Category 2! And, and, and what you working on here? Is this a cuticle? In mint condition? Is

that a Kaiju skin parasite? I - I've never seen them alive before. They - they usually *die* as soon as the Kaiju falls! I thought you *couldn't* keep them alive!
Hannibal Chau: You can if you soak them in ammonia.
[Newt turns around and sees Hannibal. Hannibal approaches him]
Hannibal Chau: What do you want?
Dr. Newton

Geiszler: I'm looking for Hannibal Chau. I was told he was here.
Hannibal Chau: [stops] Who wants to know?
Dr. Newton Geiszler: I really can't say.
[Hannibal pulls his golden balisong and sticks the tip up Newt's right nostril]
Dr. Newton Geiszler: Ahh! Ahh! Stacker Pentecost sent me!
[Hannibal pulls

balisong off Newt's nostril]
Dr. Newton Geiszler: Ahh! Ahh! Oh, that's great! That's real great! So I take it you're - you're Hannibal Chau, right?
Hannibal Chau: You like the name? I took it from, uh, my favorite historical character and my second-favorite Szechuan restaurant in Brooklyn. Now tell me what you want, before I gut ya like a pig and

feed you to the skin louse!

Hannibal Chau: His lungs weren't fully formed. Umbilical cord tied around his neck. No way he could survive outside the womb for more than a minute. One look, that's all I needed. I knew he wouldn't make it.
[Hannibal throws his golden balisong into the baby Kaiju's head and pulls it out]
Hannibal Chau: Ugly bastard. Anyway, I woulda...
[the

baby Kaiju rises and eats him before finally dying]