Thelma Quotes

Mathilda: I've decided what to do with my life. I wanna be a cleaner.
Léon: You wanna be a cleaner?
[passes her a gun and bullets]
Léon: Here, take it. It's a goodbye gift. Go clean. But not with me. I work alone, understand? Alone.
Mathilda: Bonnie and Clyde didn't work alone. Thelma and Louise

didn't work alone. And they were the best.

Pete: Bros before hoes
Pete: Junk before Trunk
Teddy Sanders: Balls before dolls
Pete: Padres before I sleep with two Madres
Teddy Sanders: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit
Pete: These nuts before skinny sl***
Teddy Sanders: M********* before

ask her to date
Pete: Beef stew before watching The View
Teddy Sanders: Male erection before One Direction
Pete: Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie
Teddy Sanders: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Pete: Man purses before regular purses
Teddy

Sanders: Sports before genital warts
Pete: John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin

[Badger watches Skinny Pete play a driving video game]
Badger: [laughing] Dude, you suck.
Skinny Pete: This thing's, like, defective and shit. Think you got Cheeto dust in the controller.
Badger: It's a bad carpenter that blames his hammer, yo.
Skinny Pete: Whatever.
Badger:

You're apexing too early, you're apexing too early.
Skinny Pete: I'm apexin' at the apex, bitch, don't be tellin' me how to drive and shit. You couldn't drive a two-button elevator.
Badger: You couldn't drive Miss Daisy.
Skinny Pete: Whatever that means. You couldn't drive a short bus full of slow kids to the zoo.

Badger: Yeah, because I'd be too distracted by you. You'd be sittin' up front in your special helmet, tryin' to hump my leg, on account you couldn't drive Thelma and Louise off of that cliff! Apex!
Skinny Pete: I can't apex more than I'm already apexin'!
Badger: You drive like a blind guy with no legs.
Skinny

Pete: Dude, you - you drive like my dead grandmoms.
Badger: That's disrespectful.

Amelia: Thelma told me about your plans for your "final transition."
Lincoln Rhyme: Cop to cop, that subject's not open to discussion. Why?... Would you miss me?
Amelia: Well, destiny's what we make it, right?
Lincoln Rhyme: Touche.
Amelia: Now, you seem to have your reasons for

checking out. I just... I would have expected more from someone like you.
Lincoln Rhyme: Well, I might surprise you and... live forever.
Amelia: Nothing you could do would surprise me, Rhyme.

Louise: [as Harlan is starting to rape Thelma, Louise puts a gun to the back of his head] You let her go, you fuckin' asshole, or I'm gonna splatter your ugly face all over this nice car!
Harlan: [letting Thelma go, as Louise presses the gun harder into his neck] All right, hey, hey, hey, just calm down. We were just having a little fun, that's all.

Louise: Looks like you got a real fucked-up idea of fun.
[the two women back away several steps]
Louise: Turn around. In the future, when a woman's crying like that, she isn't having any fun!
Harlan: [the women turn and walk away] Bitch! I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her!
Louise: What did you say?

Harlan: I said suck my cock.
Louise: [Louise shoots him]
Thelma: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Louise: Get the car.
Thelma: Oh, Jesus Christ. Louise, you shot him. Oh, my God.
Louise: Get the car.
Louise: [looking down at Harlan, in a soft

but angry voice] You watch your mouth, buddy!