I'm not sure a pretty and stupid man might be the key to a happy relationship.
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
Eli Sunday: You are a stupid man, Abel. You've let someone come in here and walk all over us. You let him in and do his work here, and you are a stupid man for what we could have had.
Abel Sunday: I followed His word, Eli. I tried.
Eli Sunday: You didn't do anything but sit down. You're lazy and you're stupid. Do you think God is
going to save you for being stupid? He doesn't save stupid people, Abel.
[Eli clambers across the table and slams Abel to the ground]
Eli Sunday: I will tear you apart for what you've done, you stupid man! How did he come here? Do you even know? I know!
Abel Sunday: Son, don't do this, please!
Eli Sunday: Be quiet!
Abel Sunday: Please! Don't!
Eli Sunday: Shut your mouth, Abel! It was your stupid son! It was Paul who told him to come here. I know it. He went to him, and he said "My stupid, weak father will give away his lots. Go and take him." - and you let it happen.
[lets go of Abel]
Eli Sunday: From a stupid father to a stupid son.
Dr. Cox: I went ahead and took the liberty of making you five Man Cards. Hold them very dear, because every time you drop the ball, man-wise, I'm going to take one from you.
J.D.: I don't need your approval, or your stupid Man Cards! Although the lettering is darling. Have you ever done calligraphy?
Dr. Cox: [snatching one of the
cards] Thank you.
J.D.: Dammit!