Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings

I'd love to be Katherine Heigl's best friend in a movie!

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Terminator: Katherine Brewster? Have you sustained injury?
Kate Brewster: Drop dead, you asshole!
Terminator: I am unable to comply.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Terminator: It was Katherine Brewster who reprogrammed me and sent me back through the time displacement field.
John Connor: Why didn't I send you back?
Terminator: I'm not authorized to answer your questions.
Kate Brewster: Why didn't he send you back?
Terminator: He was dead.

John Connor: Oh, well that sucks.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

[T-X has shot a woman she thinks is Kate]
T-X: Katherine Brewster?
[T-X sticks a finger in the woman's blood, then on her tongue for a DNA sample]
T-X: No.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Terminator: We must reaquire Katherine Brewster.
John Connor: Why? What makes her so goddamn important?
Terminator: Through her, you make contact with remnants of the U.S. military and learn how to fight Skynet, forming the core of the Resistance. Later your children will become important.
John Connor: Whoa.

What?
Terminator: She's your wife.

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

John Connor: What is your mission?
Terminator: To... ensure the survival... of John Connor... and Katherine Brewster.
John Connor: You are about to fail that mission.

Bruce Almighty
Bruce Almighty

Bruce: [breaking out of a freeze] Hi, Susan!
Grace: Oh, thank you, God.
Bruce: Bruce Nolan here, aboard the Maid of the Mist in fabulous Niagara Falls, New York.
Bruce: First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone

with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass

off?
Grace: [gasps in disbelief]
Bruce: Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory.
Bruce: [mashes and discards stupid umbrella hat] Oh, well. No big deal.
Control Booth

Operator: Oh, boy.
Bruce: Oh, look! It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill...
Bill, Ferry Owner: That's all right.
Bruce: No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on, let's have a talk.
Grace: Come on. What are you *doing*?
Bruce:

Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me, why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?
Bill, Ferry Owner: Hey, man, I don't want any problems...
Bruce: [messes his hair] Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the bedrock
Bruce: [shouts] of my life,

eroding beneath me?
Bruce: [sticking his face into the camera] Eroding, eeeeroding, eeeeerodding.
Jack: Cut the feed. Cut to black.
Control Booth Operator: I'm on it.
Bruce: I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you...
Bruce: [makes a fist gesture] fuckers.

Friends with Benefits
Friends with Benefits

Jamie: I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love.
[sees posters for "The Ugly Truth" on a wall]
Jamie: Shut up, Katherine Heigl, you stupid, little liar!

50/50
50/50

Adam: [When Katherine comes to see Adam after his surgery] I'm peeing right now.

Chinatown
Chinatown

Noah Cross: Katherine! I, I'm your grandfather, my dear. I'm your grandfather.
Evelyn Mulwray: [pushes Katherine into the car] Katherine, get in the car.
[to her butler]
Evelyn Mulwray: Go on. No no, go on.
[to Curly]
Evelyn Mulwray: I'll follow you.
[to her father]
Evelyn

Mulwray: Get away from her! Get away.
Noah Cross: Evelyn, please, please be reasonable.
[to Katherine]
Noah Cross: Come to my...
Evelyn Mulwray: [pushes her father away] Get AWAY from her!
Noah Cross: Evelyn! How many years have I got? She's mine, too.
Evelyn

Mulwray: She's never going to know that.
[pulls a gun on him]