Townsend Harris
Townsend Harris

Japan and China are isolated and without intercourse with other countries; hence the President directed me to attend to or watch the state of affairs in China also.

William Inge
William Inge

Love remembered and consecrated by grief belongs, more clearly than the happy intercourse of friends, to the eternal world; it has proved itself stronger than death.

Yo-Yo Ma
Yo-Yo Ma

The tradition of classical music and the opera is such that it used to be the place where social intercourse could take place between all parts of society: politicians, industrialists, artists, citizens, etc. That tradition, I think, still exists, but it's much, much more diluted.

A Beautiful Mind
A Beautiful Mind

Nash: I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities... before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.
[pause]

Nash: Are you gonna slap me now?

A Beautiful Mind
A Beautiful Mind

Nash: I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.

Ted
Ted

Ted: [Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning] Stick your finger in the loop of my tag!
Frank: You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.
Ted: I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
Frank: That took

guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
Ted: You got a lot of problems, don't ya?

The 40-Year-Old Virgin
The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Porn Star: [Andy is trying to fantasize about a porn star while masturbating] Hi Andy. I'm gonna talk dirty to you. I wanna have lots of sexy sex with you. I wanna touch your big fat
[becomes Andy's voice]
Porn Star: noodle. 'Cause I wanna have naughty intercourse with you. I want you to put your penis on... I mean in me, Andy. I wanna do lots of

sexy hot things with you. Shit. This really isn't working, Andy. I don't know what to say... because I AM YOU!

Lord of War
Lord of War

Yuri Orlov: [Referring to Simeon Weisz] What was he doing here?
General Dmitri: He was hoping to beat your offer, I told him to go have intercourse with himself
Yuri Orlov: You need to make more payoffs
General Dmitri: Too many payoffs
Yuri Orlov: [Hands him an envelope with money]

Don't worry, there more VCR's and cigarettes I left them in your car
General Dmitri: Even your enemy was admiring your car, I'm the luckiest man alive
Yuri Orlov: Yes you are

Pride & Prejudice
Pride & Prejudice

Mr. Collins: ...which are only to be obtained through intercourse...
[pause, thunder]
Mr. Collins: Forgive me... through the intercourse of friendship or civility.

Seinfeld
Seinfeld

Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George Costanza: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance

on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.
Mr. Lippman: You're fired!
George Costanza: Well, you didn't have to say it like that.