Inman Quotes

[Ruby has just walked in on Inman and Ada talking by the campfire]
Ruby: Number one - shut this door, it's freezing. Number two - shut that door, it's freezing. I'm laying on my back, with my fingers poked in my ears trying to shut out who's got a bag of diamonds and who's carrying a tray. If you want to get three feet up a bull's ass, listen to what sweethearts whisper to

each other. Now, if you're going to wimble wimble all night, I'm going to sleep in with him.
[she stomps into her father's hut]

Inman: Ada, I wanna marry you. If you'll have me.
Ada: Isn't there some religion where you just say I marry you, three times, and then you're man and wife?
Inman: I marry you, I marry you, I marry you.
[Ada laughs]
Inman: Why is that funny?
Ada: No, I think it's I divorce you

three times and then you're not married anymore.
[Ada laughs]
Inman: I can wait for ya.
Ada: Oh, Inman, I marry you, I marry you, I marry you, I marry you, I marry you.
[Ada and Inman kiss]
Ada: I have so... I have so many buttons, is that alright? Will you turn your back?
[Inman turns his back but then he

turns back around]
Inman: Nope. No, I will not.

Shyla: [Sits in Inman lap, passionately kisses him while he's in a drunken semiconscious state] Mmmm... mmmm!
Inman: Look..I... uh..
Shyla: [Ignores him, continues moaning and kiss him] Mmmm!
Lila: [Pulls Shyla off of Inman] He's mine! You rub yourself off on the preacher. I'm gonna make him hug me 'til I

grunt.
[Grunts, sets Shyla down and makes her leave the room]
Dolly: [Staring at Inman] He's purty, ain't he?
Lila: Get!
[Gently pushes Dolly aside]
Dolly: [while walking out] How am I ever supposed to get a man?
Lila: [Sits down on the kitchen table and looks at Inman] Hey!

Inman: [Staggering gets up and walks, pointing at the stairs] I know. I know.
[Lila puts her foot in his crotch as he walks by, he stops and holds her foot]
Lila: [Removes the top of her dress, showing Inman her breasts] How about that? How does that favor?
Inman: I... I gotta go.
Lila: [Clears the

table and bends over, pulls up her dress, showing Inman her butt] Just get on and ride me all the way to China!
[Lies down on the table, waiting for Inman to penetrate her, moans sensually]
Lila: [Inman touches her butt, hesitates] You shy? Need a hand?
Lila: [Gets down on her knees and starts undoing Inman's pants] Let's have a look and see

what we can muster.
Inman: [Inman's belonging fall out of his pockets] Oh no, now look what you me do.
[Starts picking them up]
Junior: [Junior comes in with the Confederate Home Guard] Slut!
[Hits Lila in the forehead with his gun]
Junior: Slut!
[Knock out Inman]
Confederate

Officer: Home Guard!
Junior: [to Lila] Cover yourself up! I told you, you don't touch the money!